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Worldwide grandfather clock delivery service
"An antique grandfather clock is a friend and companion for life."
Grandfather Clocks
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7 Sandringham Road, Widnes
Cheshire WA8 9HD
United Kingdom
tel / fax: +44 (0)151 4249189
e-mail: john@johnshone.co.uk
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The John Shone Collection
A Tradition Of Excellence
Specialist in the buying, selling and renovation of fine antique grandfather clocks for over 30 years
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John's original poems
<< January 2007 | poems index | clock poem | March 2007 >>BEST THERE IS(Another Gem from the Grandfather/longcase/tallcase clocks man) (February 2007)I have come here today to write one of the greatest poems ever created because after all,I am the best poet in the world.
Well,certainly the best poet in the UK.
Well,certainly the best poet in England.
Well,certainly the best poet in Cheshire.
Well,certainly the best poet in Widnes.
Well,certainly the best poet in Sandringham road.
Well,certainly the best poet at number 7.
Well, certainly the best poet who sleeps in the double bed in the front room upstairs.
Well,certainly the best poet who sleeps on the left hand side of the aforementioned bed.
(The cat sleeps at the bottom and he can't even hold a pen)
Just a moment my wife is shouting something.
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"Well,I didn't know you'd been teaching the bloody cat to write,did I ?"
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