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SWOLS AND NIDJETS(Do not buy grandfather/longcase/tallcase clocks)  (November 2006)
You may have seen amongst my cartoons that I have someone working for me named Bloj The Swol.He is not the most handsome of chaps,but amazingly enough,he is quite popular with the young ladies and has his own Groupies who call themselves "Swollowers of the Swol". The bad news is that the Swollowers have formed an alliance with The Nidjets who are crackers.The good news is, that it should be possible to identify these Nidjets,most of whom come from Liverpool(I believe that one or two of them may even play for Everton),because they have the word NIDJET
Tatooed on their foreheads.They actually do their very best to disguise this fact in everyday life but they are hopeless at it.
Once a Nidjet always a Nidjet.