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Cheshire WA8 9HD
United Kingdom
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e-mail: john@johnshone.co.uk

The John Shone Collection
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Specialist in the buying, selling and renovation of fine antique grandfather clocks for over 30 years


John's original poems

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SHE AND THE MONSTER(and the grandfather/ longcase/tallcase clocks)  (November 2005)
Monster-- Aargh umdo nierch screetch?
She----No thank you.
Monster--- Mirk hiyee wompo blod?
She----No thanks,I don't smoke.
Monster---Yakki yakki urggg wampum ?
She--- I don't take drinks from strangers.
Monster--- uppy wuupy crasdlit mij?
She---- No thanks,I don't know you.
Monster---Pongo pongo yapum sloyt!
She----Don't you dare!
Monster--- yipee yape gluoppy Macflog.
She--- No I'm not.
Monster---- oooh oooh uggy uggy uggy!
She--- I want you too! come on let's go!!