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Cheshire WA8 9HD
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John's original poems

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DON'T PUT YOUR PAPER DOWN THE TOILET MRS.TOMLINSON  (July 2008)
Don't put your paper down the toilet Mrs.Tomlinson,
the neighbours will have a fit.
Sanitation's not too good in the north,Mrs.Tomlinson,
we only have a large cesspit.
Don't put your paper down the toilet Mrs.Tomlinson,
not even one little bit.
In fact,we would deem it a great favour Mrs.Tomlinson,
If you don't even have a trip to the loo.

Grandfather Clocks Am I